This may not be about Narcissistic Personality disorder – but I heard this joke today and it is too funny not to share.
I have made it politically correct – to keep everyone happy.
I met a fairy god mother today who said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry” said the fairy god mother, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die after the (fill in the political party of your choice) get their heads out of their a**es!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy god mother.
(As Planetjan says in her comment below – you can change the political party to the Narcissist of your choice (or definitely not of your choosing) and then you will be living even longer.)