I’m not sure which group I am more tired of fielding/deleting comments from:
The Spell casters who claim that the “Great Wumba Bumba” can make the Narcissist come back for the readers of my blog, restore their broken relationships, return what was once flaccid to rigid sturdiness, cure baldness, restore fertility (refer to the ‘flaccid made sturdy’) make everyone ‘one big happy family’ again and clear up pimples.
I am told that my readers can contact “GWB” at this email or that phone number and, although it is never mentioned, I’m sure it involves at least 3 flex payments of $69.95….plus postage and handling… not included…subject to approval…void where prohibited….
The Minecrafters, now they don’t promise anything, most of the time they just want to tell me my blog looks fabulous and that it is easy to find. They like how it is set up and ‘where did I find my wallpaper?’
Pretty civilized for game players who just want to build stuff with blocks. The only exception is when they tell me my blog is “rift with spelling errors…..Really??!! You guys sit around and play games all day on the computer and you are choosing to tell me that my posts have spelling errors? Really? I am guessing that was a quote from an English teacher on someone’s essay and the gamer is venting.
My limited research tells me there is a Spell Caster Association with their own website, and just like the Academy Awards, they have a “Spell Caster of the Year Award.”
Just today, I had a comment telling me I could contact a spell caster (by yet a different name) in times of trouble.
Whoa! Don’t go there. I have Someone I can contact in good times or bad, 24/7, and He does not require logging into a website or 3 easy payments by credit card.
While that’s lovely that there are people whose job it is to reunite the narcissist with his/her supply, I am delighted that the N is gone, gone, gone.
I have a friend who is desperate need of a new LCD projector. It died during the first week of school – Could the spell casters help with that?
I have another friend who has no budget this school year whatsoever to buy books or supplies for her library.
Is there a spell for that?